Meta Forced Couch Snuggling

[taijiya]

...you're crazy, Mun.


[Cue blush and stubbornness.]


[There is a sofa. (It's an evil sofa B|)]


[...and, well. All involved know what that means. Considering the muns have been chattering about it nonstop.]

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[princeofthemoon.livejournal.com]

[On this sofa, and for some reason unable to leave, is an Unhappy Sesshoumaru - Unhappy to the extent that it does indeed require capitalization. He is glaring at everything.]

No.

[taijiya]

[Oh, that was sudden. Sango forces herself not to jolt in surprise.]

--agreed. It's--ridiculous. [Bluuuush. Even if we're going with meme!canon... there's a line between not caring for human rules and not caring at all, the line that involves being watched, high levels of meta and forced interaction.]

[princeofthemoon.livejournal.com]

[Just. A low growl.]

[taijiya]

[Even if she's been around him for years, going on meme canon, it doesn't change the fact that such a growl is menacing.]

[I mean, it's not a big sofa. There's only like a foot and a half between them and they can't. Leave.]

...

[She shakes her head and mutters something that sounds like "ridiculous." (Truthfully, though... maybe she wouldn't really mind all that much...)]

[princeofthemoon.livejournal.com]

[He's not so much mad at Sango per se as this is RIDICULOUS and Sesshoumaru will not be controlled by anyone he REFUSES.]

If we do not do as they wish, they will doubtless eventually become bored and allow us to leave.

[taijiya]

[That ship has sailed, bub. Everything you're doing right now is being controlled.]

So it seems. Or... they might not. And just... leave us here, the fourth wall half-broken.

[princeofthemoon.livejournal.com]

[WHAT NO HIS PLANS ARE ALWAYS PERFECT.]

[taijiya]

[REALITY CHECK: MUNS FUCK EVERYTHING UP.]

[princeofthemoon.livejournal.com]

[ALWAYS.

PERFECT.]

[taijiya]

...they're not going to let us go, are they.

[She can tell by the brackets.]

[princeofthemoon.livejournal.com]

... hmph.

[Maybe, but damned if he'll acknowledge that.]

[taijiya]

...

[Eyeroll. Crossing arms. Better her than someone else, right? She might even not get mauled.]

--get it over with?

[princeofthemoon.livejournal.com]

[EYENARROW.]

This Sesshoumaru does not... snuggle.

[taijiya]

[Eyeroll.]

Then call it something else.

[princeofthemoon.livejournal.com]

[GLARING]

[taijiya]

[...]

[Have a scooth. Just a tiny bit closer. B|]

[princeofthemoon.livejournal.com]

[Sesshoumaru is trying to decide if killing Sango would do anything for him - no, probably not.

Okay fine he'll just. Pretend nothing has changed.]

..scootch, even. damn typos.

[taijiya]

[A hesitant pause before--a little more. JUST SO THE DAMN MUNS LEAVE HER ALONE.]

haha <3

[princeofthemoon.livejournal.com]

[LA LA LA THERE'S NOTHING HAPPENINNNNGGGGG]

[taijiya]

[...okay there's about an inch between them now.]

[ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, MUNS.]

[princeofthemoon.livejournal.com]

[NO NOT YEEEET~

Sesshoumaru will find a way to kill you both.]

[taijiya]

[...too stubborn to get closer.]

[princeofthemoon.livejournal.com]

[Sango are you seriously trying to make Sesshoumaru bridge the gap?

Sesshoumaru?]

[taijiya]

[. . .]

[Good point. But she's kind of wary that if she touches him she's going to get her head lopped off.]

[princeofthemoon.livejournal.com]

[Admittedly that's a tempting plan. Of course, then he'd never get off the couch....

Decisions, decisions.]